: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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