I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
