i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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