"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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