just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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