I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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