Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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