went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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