my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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