U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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