It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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