just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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