we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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