Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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