when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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