Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what day is it and did you see me today?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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