Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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