Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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