It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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