I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's get the cat blown out
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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