Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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