508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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