There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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