Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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