Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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