How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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