Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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