are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
