so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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