Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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