fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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