Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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