Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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