Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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