A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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