I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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