he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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