We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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