sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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