one might say we're banned from that church
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just found a bag of teeth...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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