Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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