O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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