we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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