There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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