Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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