there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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