i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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