Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Shame is for Republicans.
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