I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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