It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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