I don't think brook has ever known best
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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