She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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