Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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