We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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